I think we all would love to reply-all to a company-wide email with smart ass remarks, but then, in this crappy economy we all need our jobs more than we need food.
Here's today's gem, which, we get every two weeks throughout the year:
A reminder that Housekeeping will be cleaning out both the 4th and 6th floor refrigerators this coming Friday. Please see to it that all your personal items are removed before then.
I would love to reply with:
"Oh, thanks so much for the reminder. I need to get that severed woman's head and hands out of there before the authorities find them."