You KNOW you're in Florida...

• Dark socks and sandals around the pool - required when over 60
• Coochie-length shorts on women that shouldn't wear them
• You hear a woman (wearing those coochie-length shorts) yell to her kid "Sage, get over here now" and Sage is a 12 year old white kid with corn-rows in his blonde hair
• BOGO dinner specials from 4:00-6:00pm (first definition on the link)
• Local news leads are always some fantastic car/motorcycle incident
• McCain*Palin signs are everywhere inside gated communities
• Weather is always the second lead story on the local news (it's still 'cane season)
• You're seeing loads of Presidential Political Ads (just don't get them in Chicago as the GOP has given up on Illinois and won't waste coin)
• 3 weeks prior to the Election and a local politician is in a sex scandal
• It rains through the nights
• You have slight-to-moderate sunburn after one day in 87 degree sun
• Gekkos are on the patio screen